me: "... oh hey a chicken"
my hellbrain: "why did the chicken cross the road?"
Me: "...?? uh. wha-..."
Hellbrain: "to which the chicken responds: 'Aye, yer a nosy wee fucker aincha!!' "
me: "...what in the-"
Hellbrain: "Shame on you for prying into the chicken's business!"
me: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!?"