Doomguy and Isabelle hanging out together. She tiredly explains how exhausting work is as He says nothing but nods every so often with an intensity so strong it could punch a hole in a wall

regular human sized doomguy sitting at Isabelle's animal crossing sized table. He is SO EXCITED TO MOVE INTO CUTE ANIMAL TOWN SO EXCITED

I'm just thinking of Doomguy in animal crossing town now and how he'd be so down for cute animal stuff while still externally being all 😡

"who's your favorite villager mister guy?"
Doomguy kicks down a wall of his tiny AC sized house, grabs a framed photo of Bonbon, and points sternly at it

Doomguy ripping unidentified fossils straight out of the ground and shot-putting them to blathers in one fluid motion

@LANthus and every time he does he growl-mutters "yeet"

@Nine he's a grown man who's been isolated on a space station and or hell for several decades he does not know the hip new slang

@LANthus we must teach this poor man. He's missing out so much.

Oh no

Oh no I just realized

There are bunny villagers right??

He's gonna remember Daisy.