transcript of image pt. 1
It's not easy being the best. There's always some young gun, some snot-nosed johnson, sneaking up on you, thinking he can whip your hide. He dreams about beating you; he dreams about being you. Little does he know how many pipsqueaks like him you've got to eat for breakfast every single, solitary day. It can get, at the very least, a little trying.
transcript of image pt. 2
We've got just the things to get you back in the saddle. Our maverick peripherals help you find and keep your winning edge, while broadening your gameplay experience. Play with more control and finesse, take on lots of opponents at once, save games whenever you want. Just snap one on, get out your favorite game and it's happy trails, pardner.
@maples psh, as if. the real test of love and friendship is playing Mario Kart with them and seeing if they laugh off a blueshell right at the finish line.
@maples ...i'd have said mario party but no, no friendships or loves last a round of mario party ._.; mario party is not a game, it is a war proclamation.