Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

.... oh no i'm at the rock gym in Sword and...

and the gym mission involves the use of a Trap Detector to find hidden traps in the gym mission I guess? and it's just... a pair of fuckin' high tech dowsing rods and

your character is just... looking SO CONFUSED by them while they are explained to them and I just... i can't. i fuckin can't handle it just...

the character is like:

>_> ._. .... <_< ... ._.;;;

Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

So far since I got him, Noam (short for Noam CHOMP-sky, purely for the punnage of course), my Drednaw (I have a girl one who's called Helnaw :3 ), has been kinda wrecking gyms left right and centre. and trainers. and... well... pretty much everyone. He's a friggin tank omg.

Pokemon Swoosh (Sword + Shield) spoilers 

I also have a Sawk, who of course I called Bert.

I'm gonna get a Throh and call him Ernie.

because of course I am

well this WAS about pokemon swoosh but suddenly it got political because whoops 

(fuck sesame street tho, fuckin' siding with autism speaks, bastards. Neurodivergent kids and people deserve FAR better than this bullshit that show and that hate group is pulling.)
(also Noam is just named because of the pun I promise you, I don't actually know much about the real noam chomsky so it's not a reflection on any knowledge or agreement with the guy i literally chose the name because the pun)

well this WAS about pokemon swoosh but suddenly it got political because whoops 

@Nine They turned sesame sheet

Punsulting! :D

well this WAS about pokemon swoosh but suddenly it got political because whoops 

@BatElite oh my GOD XDDD

well this WAS about pokemon swoosh but suddenly it got political because whoops 

@Nine I had roommates who named their cat Chomsky. He just has a very good name for grouchy animals

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