the internet: *so much lewd art*
me: yeah that's nice okay cool
the internet: *occasionally some just... totally non lewd, tender, sweet image of a queer couple or polycule just... sharing a quiet, cuddling moment, all sweet and soft blushes and gentle slight content smiles*
me: *cannot type because of massive rush of emotions of joy and wonder and <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 *

i'm the person those "omg HANDHHOLDING?!! YOU PERVERT!!" memes are about I guess I dunno.