after all this squirty cream ridicule, you mean to tell me there is a product called "miracle whip" ffs
@envgen you think that's weird for the longest time I thought Elmlea was just like a brand of single, double and whipping cream you bought in pots but NO
IT'S NON DAIRY. IT'S NOT CREAM AT ALL, IT'S OIL AND something else I dunno but yueah it's never so much as seen a cow
