@skelltan@hellsite.site @em "hey kiddo look i'm dying but here's an envelope. DO. NOT. OPEN IT. until you decide you cannot exist under capitalist exploitation any longer. Thheeeennn you'll wanna open it. I left you a farm*."
"...H..how did you make that asterisk noise with your mouth-"
"quiet kid, it's a footnote, I'll tell you later. ANYWAY, yeah, open it then, and then you can either fight the corps, or help the corps I guess up to you lol peace out"
"T-THE FOOTNOTE THO?"
"Oh you'll find out."