If I make a new toot about cornflakes will you all just forget about the 1st one?
@Nine Do NOT check that
@Nine I made a bad toot about cornflakes and these guys wont let me forget it
@Ivafakename you pinned that toot didn't you i read the pinned toot oh my god
@Nine WHY DID YOU READ IT?!
@Ivafakename I JUST SAW THE PINNED POST AND FUCK, IF YOU'RE GONNA PUT A STRAIGHT UP SCP LEVEL COGNITO HAZARD IN YOUR PINNED TOOTS FRIGGIN REDACT THAT SHIT OH MY GOD
@Ivafakename i couldn't NOT read it! it was... there! It just.. .INSERTED itself into my bbrain
@Nine Well now that it's infected your brain and you're now SCP3671-1, you wouldn't mind the foundation running some tests, would you?
@Ivafakename as a matter of fact yes I would mi-HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YO-[REDACTED]
@Ivafakename aw man i'm gonna miss out a lot of shitposts tho D:
@Nine Thank you captain, a joy to have you join the foundation. We'll just run a few tests regarding the cognito hazard, give you a few amnestics and send you out the door, should be done in 3 to 5 years