me looking through new gaming news: "oh yeah Trials of Mana was a thing wasn't it? Oh hey they're showing off the characters and their voices. that's nice. ahaha hey cool, Kevin looks and sounds really nice and the gameplay looks pretty rad."
Charlotte comes on, the child priestess character who was super annoying in the original game
me: "Oh boy I wonder how they'll have fixed how awful she was to interact with? This'll be good."
Charlotte: uwu pwease wike me as a chawactur!
me: oh_no.png
i wish i was kidding but no they literally took her super childish ridiculous speech patterns that were just text and actually made her talk in uwu speak unironically and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa