My favourite thing is when someone makes a toot like "Stop stealing my toots" and then someone else just copy pastes it and then the original account just toots D:<
@Ivafakename shit i just thought of a great shitpost reply one sec
@Ivafakename haha fuck no :D
@Ivafakename i am an illegal shitposter
@Nine excuse me, xir, you need to fill in the paperwork?!?!
@Ivafakename no thanks I don't think paper can work and it's cruel to force it to do so
@Nine did you fill in the appropriate shitpost application form before you tooted your shitpost? If not you may have to fill out a standard retrospective shitpost application form.