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Some kid looked at me and asked "Are you a man? Because I can't tell."
He said I sound like a man but he doesn't think I look like one.
I think his nan thought I was a girl, his dad clearly didn't know, he left saying "Thanks lad, uhh, lass, ma'a- thanks anyway"
Is this... Passing?
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Anyway, I told him it was classified information.
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@Ivafakename "what's your gender"
"I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a gender belonging to me"
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@norikawa "are you a boy or a girl?"
"Who sent you? Who do you work for? Tell those guys at Gender™ that I'm not interested!"
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@Ivafakename "ok just what's in your pants?"
"[REDACTED]"
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@norikawa what does it say on your birth certificate?!?!
"This message will self destruct in 30 seconds"
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@Ivafakename @norikawa
"No, seriously, what are you?"
*places finger to earpiece* "Mobile Task Force Alpha-Charlie Alpha Bravo, need immediate deployment"
*squad of SCP mobile task force members swarm and take down the questioner, bundling them into a van and administering amnestics to all bystanders*
