@trickster@mastodon.technology holy shit it's like the perfect example of "hey what's that thing called where someone is desperately trying to get you to do the thing they want when nobody in their right mind would do that thing for them or anybody even WITH a shitton of money as a bribe?"
...genuinely sure there's a name for it but I can't recall it but yeah. it's that.
@trickster@mastodon.technology like the guy is full on wizard of ozzing going "PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE DATABASES BEHIND THE CURTAIN ONLY USE ORACLE PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE USE ORACLE OH GOD PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU I MEAN YOU ONLY WANT TO USE ORACLE ANYWAY HONEST NOT BEGGING AT ALL HAHAHA WE DON'T NEED YOU (PLEASE PLEASE WE DO NEED YOU PLEASE)"