god im so sick of being cold all the time i just want to be able to live at a comfortable temperature

lane complaining about windows again 

the window dude came to look at my windows so I took the duct tape off them so he could see and now its fucking colder than ever in my room bc my windows are literally just open all the time and there's nothing i can do about it except duct tape them shut again which doesn't even work properly

lane complaining about windows again 

sorry if you opened this cw thinking you were going to get some juicy operating system discourse but i am talking about how my actual physical bedroom windows mean i live in a fucking walk-in fridge. i should start renting out my living space to keep deli meats in storage bc its fucking cold enough in here

lane complaining about windows again, im completely off the rails here 

wait would that make me a landlord whose tenants are meat. am i eligible for the guillotine for being a salami landlord

lane complaining about windows again, im completely off the rails here 

@internetwolf nah you'd be charging corporations rent so it's okay

lane complaining about windows again, im completely off the rails here 

@Nine oh ok valid

lane complaining about windows again, im completely off the rails here 

@internetwolf also nummy nummy salami :9

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