Oh Lord this Ultima 9 LP...
Hawkwind, whom should not even be alive in canon sends the Avatar to Britannia via blackrock, except it's not blackrock?!, And the avatar instantly gets fried by a dragon because he has no weapons, except every other Ultima game you start with a weapon?!, And you're saved at the last second and teleported to Stonegate Castle "a place safe from the guardian", except Stonegate was destroyed by the guardian in past games and is under the Guardian's control?!?
@LANthus the avatar is actually Ash Ketchum in a coma