A christian priest, an atheist, and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Is this some kind of a joke?"
@Ivafakename i can imagine this and I'm pretty sure the response would be
Priest: "The Lord is no joke."
"Atheist" (because let's be real a lot of them are just doing it because they hate women and think being 'logical and rational' - which they aren't - makes them look smarter): "ACKTUALLY the only joke here is that you think god exists and I now wish to debate you constantly!"
Rabbi: *sits at the bar to watch* "My friend, the joke's not even started yet. Popcorn?"
@Ivafakename lol yeah probably. Like there isn't enough racist bigots in religious circles as well. But yeah I guess I'm probably atheist as well but mostly due to "I've got enough issues with my life that I don't need to be worrying what some invisible, unknowable, silent and inscrutable possibly-not-even-real so-called-deity thinks of me, so fuck that noise"
@Nine Oh come on, Let's be real, anyone that tells you they're an "atheist" is probably doing it for racist and homophobic reasons too, they're only atheist because they think they're woke because they watch too much family guy.
I'd like to point out that obviously being atheist is fine, I'm very interested in Satanism which is an atheist religion, I'm talking about atheists that make it their only personality trait.