... oh no I'm one of those stereotypically clutzy anime maids who is terrible at her job. D:
food mentions in relation to me being a terrible maid
me: *sets phone down to use both hands to sort out cheese on toast and open a packet of cheese*
also me: *IMMEDIATELY forgets where they put their phone upon setting it down after finishing with the cheese*
also me: *puts cheese on toast under grill, has to dash off for a few minutes*
toast: *cooked*
me: *still elsewhere, having forgotten immediately about toast under grill*
toast: *burned*
me: owo ?
toast: *on fire*
me: ...OH RIGHT, TOAST.
food mentions in relation to me being a terrible maid
me now having to clean the grill out because of charcoal'd toast and cheese all over it that yes, WAS LITERALLY ON FIRE, trying to clear smoke out of the house: *midway through trying to clean the grill pan, drops it in the sink... somehow.* Heck! *tries to pick it up* *drops it again* DOUBLE HECK! *successfully cleans it, puts it in the drying rack*
Drying Rack: WELP *falls into the sink, with the clean grill pan*
me: FRICKING HECKO
