pellets guy
@hyperlink Every time I hear something new about Pellets Guy I am simultaneously in absolute awe and disbelief.
If I heard about pellets guy from anybody but you I would have a really hard time believing it wasn't some kind of elaborate long term meme, or some character from some obscure cartoon that ran for far too short a time but is beloved by all who managed to watch it (idk like Home Movies or something I guess)
but no. he's real. he doesn't SEEM real, but he's real.
pellets guy
@hyperlink and even more baffling, he has a partner. He's in a long term relationship. Someone EVEN MORE enigmatic than Pellets Guy.
a guy in his 40s who is just... living his best fuckin' life clearly and gives absolutely the lowest amount of fucks about things that don't matter (like "normalcy")
and he has a partner. Someone who shares their life with him. who are they? what are they like? what secrets do they hold? What wisdom could they bestow upon us mortals??