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Okay, 2 things

• Toot sweets does mean "Toot about sweets"
• remember in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang when they made Toot Sweets that are like a edible flute? Those were cool, why isn't anyone making them?

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@Nine okay yeah, I know those are a thing, but like, it's less of a flute and more of a slide whistle

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@Ivafakename you raise a fair point.
though honestly a flute made of candy would get sticky real quick

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@Nine actually that's a better point, we need to get our top candy specialists on this

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@Ivafakename TOP candy specialists? crap there's where I've been going wrong. I've only got BOT- *dragged off stage before they can finish that cursed toot*

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@Nine bottom candy scientists be like: Okay, so, umm, rock, right, sounds a bit like cock, right? So, we had an idea, so.... Drum roll please, we have invented, COCK CANDY! The 1st candy dildo!

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@Ivafakename ...I hate to be that person but... c_c; i've literally seen those. hell I went to a birthday party for someone and someone got them a giant candy dick on a stick. e_e;

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@Nine Yeah, I know, I bought o- I mean, saw one too.

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