@extinct@redroo.ml "It's dangerous to go alone. take this"
"...th...this is a penis"
"yes"
"...it's made of felt."
"Mhm."
"...it's a felt penis"
"I'm failing to see the problem here."
"...why???"
"..?? I just told you, it's dangerous to go alone. weren't you listening??"
"but... why would a felt penis help!?"
"...w...why would it not???"