actually you're always naked under your clothes
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actually that was yesterday, because it's three minutes past midnight
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actually it's impossible to be that old, because the cells in your brain are constantly dying
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actually it's "good morning fediverse", not "good morning mastodon"
here is a helpful gif to use when people mistakenly say "good morning, fediverse" instead of the more correct "good morning, fediverse community" or "good morning, fediverse users"
@lynnesbian brb changing my display name to fediverse just to hack this >:3
@lynnesbian *logs onto youtube* "WHAT'S up , youtubers, it's fediverse here, and GOOOOOD MORNING!"
@Nine NO STOP YOU'RE RUINING IT