Friends, enemies, welcome all to #Dregday2020, the one day a year I unleash all the worst things in my collection upon the public.

As it appears that stastically only 2% of you remember anything of last year's cursed trail of destruction, this year will also include boosts of some of last years highlights, because i want you all to suffer

anime figurine, incredibly gross, i retch a little everytime i see this 

To start things off:

misogyny, fatphobia, transphobia, racism, explicit descriptions of abuse 

Once upon a time @melissasage asked me who my favourite nazi was, and my answer without a doubt This Fucker, whose name i shall not reveal cause jorts technically doesn't allow doxxing

Tumblr nonsense, cringe 

Thanks to the turn of the decade a lot of ancient tumblr bullshit got unearthed so enjoy this, the first of many

Tumblr nonsense 

i also have a bunch of these because really who doesn't miss this kinda farm fresh organic bullshit from the original hellsite

minions, lewd, banana 

anyway remember when a bunch of ppl started tricking the art-stealing twitter shirt bots by posting blatant copyright infringement and porn and posting a bunch of replies saying things like "OMG i'd TOTALLY wear this on a shirt!"

yeah

periods, mansplaining, oil 

i don't even fucking know what in the flying fuck this is i just know every time i read it in full my eyes roll back in my head and i lose the last half hour of my memory

tumblr nonsense, overwatch 

anyway someone end the concept of fandoms permanently because if i keep seeing shit like this all over the place the sheer concentration of my rage will finally trigger vacuum decay, annihilating the earth followed by the rest of the universe

sentimentality 

i'd just like to take a little breather in this ongoing stream of pure, unadulterated piss to say how much I enjoy all of your appreciative comments this year, I feel like this is the first time Dregday's properly taken off in the way that I hoped it would. I hope you can all achieve true catharsis this day. Déithe dhaoibh

gaming youtubers, pewdiepie 

anyway back to our regularly scheduled programming

this image gives me heart palpitations

pewdiepie milking markiplier while jacksepticeye watches 

yeah

a knitted skin suit 

i'd like you to know that this is only the 2nd worst human-shaped abomination of fabric i have to show you today

tumblr nonsense, cannibalism, bad names 

anyway lets go back to tumblr bullshit for a while

tumblr nonsense, Macron, Trudeau, Macdeau 

end all fandoms: exhibit B

i wish i could claim ignorance and pretend that political rpf like this didn't actually exist and that this must just be a shitpost, but alas,

tumblr nonsense, A True Classic 

*partakes of this image like a finely aged wine*

toilet slave coming out party 

i feel so sorry for this dude's parents

accidental turtle bukkake 

on the one hand this is absolutely fucking hilarious but on the other you can really feel the genuine shame and regret in this post and if i was capable of pity i honestly might feel a little bad for this guy

description of inadvisable sex act, very gross 

ok i'm back from making dinner

how're y'all doin

The Dunning-Kruger Effect 

because it wouldn't be Dregday without bronies being absolute tools

actually that reminds me, somewhere in my archives i have a whole chronological featurette on the whole Pony Cum Jar incident, let me know if you want to see that posted here

foreskin 

Right. it's now 4am local time, the TL seems to have mostly settled down, I'm going to bed and continuing when i wake up. That said i'll probably keep boosting last year's stuff while i'm trying to sleep

love y'all <3

star wars, extremely confusing racism 

And We Are Back

Have a post which Broke My Fucking Brain

pickle rick, veggietales 

i hope you all to understand that my desire to make you suffer is ultimately rooted in affection

DDLG, scat mention, Ed Edd n Eddy 

i will never stop remembering this post and how he made her eat the doo doo

reddit incel 

i so enjoy watching someone go through and fave/boost every single post in this thread, it truly brings me life

tumblr nonsense, another classic 

wow i do not fucking miss tumblr being my main form of social media

tumblr nonsense, another classic 

@DeltaFlood "they hate every single cishet" i mean can you blame them

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