my kingdom for a scale and polish
@envgen can you get a throat lozenge for that. like calgon
@jk seems like you should be able to? teeth are made of teeth. plaque is made of not teeth. should be trivial to dissolve one and not the other
@jk the issue might be dissolving the right one. either way, you will no longer have plaque on your teeth
@envgen @jk instructions unclear now I have a mouth full of plaque and I'm scraping teeth off them
@envgen @jk i immediately regret posting this because of how cursed it is and the implications have just hit me and auhgfahjasjflkf
Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!
@envgen @jk i immediately regret posting this because of how cursed it is and the implications have just hit me and auhgfahjasjflkf