when does bread become toast? what percentage of time is a toaster toasting bread? what percentage of time is a toaster toasting toast??
maybe it's only toast when it's done. but done is subjective. it's like they say: toast is in the eye of the toaster
@jk Do you think bread says to the other slices in the loaf it's part of "aight lads let's get fuckin toasted lmao" "too right mate, we should raise a TOAST to our success haahaha" and then one of the crusts is just continually groaning at the awful toast puns
