...i'm sorry Bayonetta is like 8 foot tall??! O_O;
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*grabs a biiiig glass of water*
@Nine now that's a tall drink o water
i like that this has been the #1 reason behind the objections i've seen to the rumor that Lady Gaga is in talks to play her in an upcoming live action adaptation
@kelly I mean, canonically her height and weight are listed as "Umbral Witch" units of weight and height which is just "lol random numbers" but apparently because of how she stands against various other objects and people in the games she's like anywhere from 7'7" to 9 foot tall and i just...
wow... *fans self* .///.;
I have no idea how tall Lady Gaga is. or that there was a live action adaptation.
@Nine Lady Gaga is five feet one inch tall. the movie is a rumor, and i'm less skeptical than i'd normally be because apparently Lady Gaga fucken loves Bayonetta??
i don't know why nerds think height disqualifies her, if it happens it will all be a CG Battle Alita Cats nightmare fever sweat pores cartoon anyway
@kelly Oh man she knows the source material and plays it? Fuck it she can play Bayonetta it'll be fine! Christ, nerds are butts anyway, fuck 'em
@kelly heck, same ^^
@Nine oh for sure. i mean if the whole movie is terrible but she sings Fly Me To The Moon over the credits i'd probably consider it a net positive good time