aksldf;jksdf the ending of Shadow of the Woolball is JUST as absolutely ridiculous as the rest of it and I'm dyiiing giggling.
...so uh... the opening starts good. You're off to a concert on your skateboard, Scott, your boyfriend apparently, is running along behind you, and lags behind, so you wait for him, annnnd then you hear him get the tar beaten out of him. You rush back to help only to find out the badguy from the first game is still alive (somehow) after, quote "he blew my face off!", but now he's back, and is blowing up the planet, and throws you off a cliff...
... and... you... float? instead of fall???
...well she seems pretty chipper about the whole thing. "wow! Was that some kind of magical force helping me? Thankies! :D :D :D "
...then some kinda... i dunno... ghost? carves words into the cliff wall in front of you telling you to come north to the big clearing...
and she's just like "yeah okay seems legit :D "
lol.
MC and their girlfriend skipping merrily down a corridoor as they escape from the cat empire's planet (somehow?) hand in hand, as the entire base just merrily explodes behind them both hahaha