goose spoilers
@monorail actually real talk i'm now imagining a goose holding a can and slowly levitating up by clacking it repeatedly in their beak, rising up above lowly humans and just how friggin terrifying that would legit be
re: goose spoilers
@monorail I mean geese are pretty scary to begin with, it's like they REMEMBER when their species was huge-ass dinosaurs and they're really friggin bitter about it and just hate everything bigger than them with a primal passion that verges on obsession, and they will not rest until people remember too that they were once dinosaurs.