@noiob @Nine @tom SCP-SLIME is to be kept in a 200g plastic container. Unless prior approval from the On-Site Director, the lid is to be closed at all times.

@joshua @noiob @tom Addendum 2: Following Incident SLIME-4582-1 "Food Fight", all containers in the cafeteria will now be properly labelled or else O-5 council will PERSONALLY handle the disciplinary proceedings, which may involve anything up to and including demotion to D-class personnel and/or immediate termination.

Addendum 3: Following Incident SLIME-4582-2 "Viscera Cleanup Detail", the Foundation has decided that storing SCP-SLIME in the Cafeteria may be a bad idea after all.

@noiob @joshua @tom Addendum 4: After Incident SLIME-X001 "SLIMEAGEDDON", wherein the sunglasses were removed, a total of ⬛⬛⬛ Foundation personnel and ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ civilians within a ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ radius, were killed when [REDACTED].
Again. DO NOT. Remove. the Sunglasses. - O-5

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