new file extension pronunciations:

jaypeg ❌ j-pug ✔️
pee-en-gee❌ pung/ping ✔️
bmp❌ bump ✔️
doc-ecks ❌ dokkssssssssssss (longer the better on the "sss"es) ✔️
7zip❌ 7up ✔️
tar.gz❌ turglz ✔️
bzip❌ bee-sip ✔️
com❌ dot cawwwmmm ✔️
exe❌ eeksie ✔️
batch❌ bat. it's a bat file. a file folder full of little bats. they chirp when you open it because it's bright out, let them sleep. ✔️
gif❌ lemon ✔️

@pup_hime that's mostly just the most blatant pooptoot part of it.

the gif file extention, everyone normally pronounces it with a hard g. "Giff".

APPARENTLY it's MEANT to be pronounced "Jiff"
...I don't personally get it, myself. but "jif" is also the brand of a popular lemon juice.

@Nine The reason bat files can be scary is because the bats are mischievous little gremlins, and you never know what they're up to. :3

@socks oh shit now I'm giggling a lot about turglz too fuck what have I done XD

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@monorail @Nine THAT'S WHERE I KNEW IT FROM THANK YOU

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@socks @monorail oh gosh those captcha comics NEVER fail to make me giggle i can't help it.

@monorail @socks @Nine I misread this at low resolution as "TingleTingle" and was expecting the distorted text to be "kooloo limpah"

@Nine i was nodding my head at all of these

so im not alone

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