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honestly i think the main thing i look for in a cup of coffee is a good coffee smell when im making it. the coffee itself could just be hot black water and i probably wouldnt notice if the tin smelled nice enough

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i used to be a coffee fucker. i think the exact moment i stopped being a coffee fucker was when i was in london with my extremely coffee fucker pal (he manages two coffee shops in sheffield), and we went somewhere and i had an £8 coffee. and it was extremely good, one of the best cups of coffee ive ever had, and i thought, "this is an extremely good cup of coffee, i would pay maybe £2 for it"

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@envgen who would fuck coffee tho i mean you'd get granules and bean fragments all up inside your-...

....wait... you don't literally mean engaging in sex with coffee do you...

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@Nine not that no

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