the universe is not a simulation because if it was some dumbass like me would have written a bug into it where suddenly one of the vertices describing the geometry of your skin gets its position set to -NaN because of a divide by zero error and it appears to stretch through the walls of your house and into infinity
@dankwraith right?? Also let's be real, if it was a simulation it would have been coded by one of three groups:
1) Bethesda. and oh boy are you ready for glitches? Because boy howdy would there be glitches. Lots of mod potential tho! But no matter what, it'd be a glitchy mess.
2) whoever's behind things like Farming Simulator and Construction Simulator and all that sort of stuff. Equally buggy and with really weird physics, but no mods. ;w;
3) Some novelty dev like Coffee Stain; memes everywhere
@dankwraith ...
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