Me playing SuperHot MCD: *sees a bone on the wall in one stage that's usable as a thrown weapon*
Me immediately: "Hey reddude, you been looking for a career in the American Emergency Management sector? cause you got an interview with FEMUR!!" *throws the bone at the guy stunning him enough to grab his weapon*
Also me typing this toot out: "shit, I coulda gone with 'Welcome to the Bone Zone', or 'I got a bone to pick with you' or 'feelin' BONEly?' or- oh god help"