Redguy: *gets up REAAAL close with the railgun to kill me as I sit here utterly unable to move or do anything but watch everything play out in slooowww motion... EVENTUALLY takes the shot...*
Railgun spike: *sloooowly whizzes right by my ear, missing by maybe milimetres*
me: oh my god COME ON JESUS HOW DID YOU MISS THIS
...oh...
...oh NO
OH NO THEY ALL THINK I'M TWO INCHES TO THE RIGHT AND EVEN IF THEY STAND AT POINT BLANK, THEY STILL AIM AWAY FROM MY HEAD AND MISS OH MY GOD i'm stuck here forever, fuck. *alt-f4s out of desperation*