twitter dot com is a website that you can use every day to get horrified out of your damn mind the minute after opening your eyes
@pisscotheque
Me when I log onto this instance: "oh boy I can't wait to see what my friends are doing and what new fun posts I can read and giggle at."
Me when I log onto twitter: "okay well, I guess things can't be as bad as yesterday, so maybe I'll see some fun conten-OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
