@Felthry This is especially weird because I am like, 99% sure that glassworks are a thing in the game, like, there are lanterns, there's abundant sand/silica around, windows, all that jazz.
but a glass bottle with a cap that can hold a fairy or a potion? "that's ancient lost technology that cannot ever be repeated and is lost to time and so this one with the mystical label of "Coca Cola" (clearly some kind of ancient Hyrulian prayer of Great Ritual Significance) is worth a million rupees"