@wigglytuffitout "Is... is that what I think it is? in that big ...strange, transparent sack??"
"Wh-...? You mean the cooking salt??"
"COOKING... SALT!??!?!?! A...ARE YOU A KING!?"
"...uh, nah, it's just cheap shitty salt, y'know? Like, you can buy this bag for like... what... 50 pence? It's still good as table salt tho."
"..>!!!??!"
@wigglytuffitout also you got a pineapple just sitting there? Maybe pineapple rings in a can? holy shit you'd best get a crash cart ready cause that time traveller from the past is gonna have a heart attack on the spot.
