the worst steam review i've ever seen, like the fact that someone thought this would be a helpful post is shaking me to my core 

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
β˜‘ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Donβ€˜t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{Gameplay}---
β˜‘ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Itβ€˜s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
β˜‘ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
β˜‘ Teens
β˜‘ Adults
☐ All

---{PC Requirements}---
β˜‘ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
β˜‘ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
β˜‘ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ Youβ€˜ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
β˜‘ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ Itβ€˜ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
β˜‘ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
β˜‘ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
β˜‘ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

the worst steam review i've ever seen, like the fact that someone thought this would be a helpful post is shaking me to my core 

@monorail I've seen the very person you're mentioning here do ALL their reviews like this and the only thing that makes me giggle is the bugs section where ARK Survival Evolved is one of the higher end options.

That's the only thing I think is good about those reviews. They tell NOTHING about the game. guh. so unhelpful

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