I refuse to believe that Paul Hollywood is human, at least not any more. He radiates the energy of a minor lich. The Great British Bakeoff is his siren song to lure in the nearly-dead to serve as his undead thralls
@Colophonscrawl i mean let's be real, "Hollywood" is clearly a fake family name. Paul? SUPER fuckin' common, and also biblical in nature.
ABSOLUTELY an undead.
@Colophonscrawl he must be stopped at all costs D:
@Nine He's made out of plastic and creme anglaise. He has a black soul gem for each contestant so that he can consume their energies at his leisure.