Jesus: "these footsteps on the sand are where i walked with you"
Me: "wait, what about these places where there's only one set of footprints?"
Jesus: "we're on a BEACH and i can WALK ON WATER"
@monorail me: *sat on a beach, frowning, wondering where jesus is* "wtf he said he'd be here...?"
jesus: *in the distance, on a boat* "I'M ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKA DON'T YOU EVER FORGET~ o/' "
me: "aaah I see" =_=;
