@owashii@tech.lgbt "Welp, seeya dad, this magic shit ain't working out but I got a good idea" *puts on a flannel shirt and a straw hat* "Gonna go become a farmer of Cuccos!"
"But,,, but Princess Zelda! Your destiny! It-"
"Nah it's okay, truuust me. Ganon ain' gonna know what hit him. ;D "
"I...what?..."
*years later, Ganon wakes up uncontested, goes to rampage... immedaitely accidentally kicks a Cucco. the ENTIRE FUCKING LAND OF HYRULE goes up in an angered clucking... Ganon NEVER comes back EVER*
@owashii@tech.lgbt Link jhust standing there, open mouthed, as the smoke (and feathers) die down, showing Ganon barely escaping with his life, leaving just a note that says 'sorry, won't happen again, bye forever' behind, and Zelda now a hot lesbian cucco farmer with her hot lesbian farmer wife just smirks knowingly with a stalk of grass in her mouth, hands in pockets.
