Thinking of making a podcast, I'll call it "Evil Bi-Weekly" and once every two weeks I'll discuss villain stuff with an expert in the field, (aka me with a funny voice,) this week: Capes, are they just for heroes? How to clash with your enemies look! And over in the gadget lab, Dr P.S.I tells us the importance of not overlooking the small details of our costumes.
@Ivafakename can I suggest a feature on "Oh no! You and your blasted do-gooder Nemesis ended up undercover at the same party wearing the same outfit!! Do you destroy them on the spot or keep your cover?? Is a date out of the question?? All these questions and more answered!"
@Ivafakename red flags to watch out for when on a date with a fellow supervillain:
tying victims to the tracks? SO OLD FASHIONED. Probably a conservative.
Polluting the world's water supplies? There's just no call for this! Villains have to live on the same planet too after all!
Taking over the police force? Oof, run a mile. they're just cops without uniform.
@Nine remember villains, demons, and wrong doers, a real villain fights for what they know is right no matter the cost, planet killers and management are just cops with more time on their hands.
I will defend the old fashioned moustache twirlers though, sometimes you just wanna go back to basics and that's okay.
@Ivafakename Moustache Twirling is totally valid, especially if coupled with a tophat and monocle, OR if you're looking to change it up, shirtless and shredded as fuck whilst moustache twirling. Nothing says "commanding presence" like a set of abs you could grind meat on, moustache or no.
@Nine we should have more shredded villains tbh
@Nine honestly if you and your hero end up at a party wearing anything that isn't a colour swap of the same outfit, one of you is doing something wrong.
But to answer your question I would assume a date is always on the cards