"Big Sal's Pizza" and everyone assumes it's run by some, guy who is called Sal who is either Italian or pretends to be but no it's actually run by a fuckin monster of an eight to ten foot tall bear, because the "Big" part is literal.
but the bear makes the BEST fuckin' pizza ever because they are proud of their art and wouldn't dare serve or sell ANYTHING they wouldn't enjoy putting in their own mouth.
re: food mentions, absolute nonsense
yes the bear is non-binary, no i will not be accepting questions at this time