i am such a gremlin brain that i will literally giggle for ages if you just say a single word but it's spelled/pronounced weird.

@Nine this is how i feel about yall's pronunciation of 'garage' ​

@hermes ga-ridge

@Nine gah-raj

@hermes : )
ga
ridge

@Nine im trying so hard not to pick up anymore of this nonsense from my housemates 🇬🇧

@hermes : )
chips, not fries
biscuits, not cookies

: )

coloUr > : )

@Nine i already fuckin do the "u" and "s" thing!!!!!!

STAHP!1 1!!

@hermes JUS POPPIN DAHN T'SHOPS FER A QUICK CIGGY YA WAN' ANNYFING, PAKKET A CRISPS OR A BEVVIE OR SUMMIN?? >:D

@Nine im dying the British energy eminating from this feels soooo stereotypical it makes me wanna reply with:

U WOT M8

@hermes sware on me mam!