"Your delivery of two items will be arriving today at some point!"
oh cool, when?
"Any time up to 10pm!"
...fine i guess.
"ah! got an update for you! between 2 and 4pm!"
yay!
*2:30pm, one part arrives, driver only has that bit, other part says it's still being delivered by 4pm*
...weird but okay.
*3:59pm*
"uh between 2:30 and 4:30 we mean! yeah!"
...y...yay?
*4:40pm*
=_=
"..."
=___=
"........"
=__________=*
"...by ten pm? ahaha..."
=_______________= fiiiine...
*9:55pm*
\( 'A' )*/
*10PM*
Where's my fuckin' PARCEL SHITCOCK!?
"new account who dis"
basically screwed by delivery company i guess. bnet you anything the fuckin' bag of duck food was on the same delivery as the cat food but the guy wasn't paying attention and didn't want to go back and check for it so basically just "lost" it. fucksake.
my ducks need their goddamn food you bastards where is their food