@Ivafakename scarecrow's a cop anyway fuck em

@Nine because he doesn't have a brain? Are we both talking wizard of oz right now or have I missed something?

@Ivafakename oh that scarecrow? I don't think i ever saw him actually scare any crows. he seems pretty chill. just... hanging out with the birds instead.

@Ivafakename (this may not be accurate i've not watched or read any version of wizard of oz in like... fuckin decades lol)

@Nine well I mean it was definitely his job, and he definitely tried, and I'm sure he scared a few off.

Also he helped Dorothy mug some apple trees.