@dzuk@weirder.earth christ i had to doubletake at the bit on the left because I thought the "Duck" key said "Dick" on it and was like "WUA... WHAT...!?"
@zatnosk @dzuk@weirder.earth the most important control in videogames that almost never gets implemented, controlling the dicks.
re: Bad lewd pun
@zatnosk @dzuk@weirder.earth sadlfjsdf i am now imagining a "Dick" slider like with the conan mmo or whatever it was but instead of controlling size it controls how jank/functional its jiggle physics are so at minimal it's just a fuckin' frozen sausage just jutting out there, low mid point is... "normal"? and then the more you crank it up, the more ridiculous the jiggle physics get until the slightest fuckin impulse of force on it from ANYTHING causes it to go absolutely WILD.
@Nine @dzuk one would think that was what jiggle physics was for.