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@g okay now you've got me doing these and
Ra'avka, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Ren: But – that’s just a trash can.
Ra'avka: It sure is!
@g oh no this one is too perfect aaaahahaha
Ren: How's the sexiest person here~?
Alexia: I don't know, how are they~?
Ren, flustered: I-
Ra'avka, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!
@g AFLJIK:HSKFKASHF
Ra'avka: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Alexia: The cow???
Ra'avka: What?
Ren: Alexia, W H Y?
@g okayokayokay one more because this is far too perfect;
Ra'avka: What do you think Alexia will do for a distraction?
Ren: They’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Ren: ... or they could do that.
@g oh no i can't stop clicking the button aaa
Ra'avka: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Ren: Ra'avka no.
Alexia: Mistlefoe.
Ren: Please stop encouraging her.
@g This one is especially incorrect because Ra'avka would only ever use her fists or blunt instruments (like her head), but it still absolutely has her energy.
Ra'avka: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.
Ren, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Ra'avka: BLOCKED.