FINALLY MADE IT. yeesh.
my commander doesn't speak. They communicate through emoticons at people in my mind.
like, I feel like I could probably do that as a bit in game if I played with others, lol. I'd have to like, build up a huge library of various complex emoticons and hopefully the ingame chat would let me do so but...
"The target's around here somewhere, we've just got to find them. Apparently they're flying around in a fairly basic but well armed Cobra mk III"
"what's their name?"
"Looking it up now... Commander Renalia... Apparently we'll know when we find them?"
"what the hell does that mean?"
"...hold up, I've got a message from someone a-...what the hell?"
"What's it say?"
"...some kind of emotico-OH GOD HOLY SHIT IT'S- *Ksssh!!*"
"Captain?!... Captain do you read??"
*bzzt* "ʘ‿ʘ"
"...oh FU-"
can just imagine my commander coming in, scowling at the person who greets them, like "Greetings commander, it's a pleasure to have you at our station. Now, election time is coming up a-...uh... ...i...is... is everything... okay??"
and my commander just thrusts a data pad at them with the sign off for transporting two tons of cobalt to them, and just STAARREES angrily, pointing at the signature demandingly until they sign it, and take the cargo.
Then just storms off. lol