if given a chance and opportunity i will refuse utterly to pronounce or even use words correctly. especially when it comes to the names of animals.

bird? birb
cat? Meowmeow
dog? Pupper
Otter? ott! (yes with the !, always with the !)
spider? spiber or spidder
duck? duckiebuckie
multiple ducks? The Quackens
Shark? sherk
sheep? shep
cow? Muu
hedghog? hedgey
snake? snek
bear? bur
panda? pamba

the list goes on

(bunny is of course bnnuy)

(Shoebills are just called Shoebills because they are Shoebills and their name is amazing enough as it is, like, how could you even improve on the amazing, perfect name for Shoebills that is Shoebills.)