If anyone were to say "I've come to make an announcement," totally seriously I can tell you now I would not be able to take them seriously.
"I've come to make an announcement, our profits this year are dangerously low, an-"
Me, in my head: "he pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his-"
I've come to make an announcement, we- Miss Fae this is a serious announcemen- I'm sorry who pissed on you- sorry how big? Twitter? Miss Fae, MISS FAE! Someone get her out of here please.
@Ivafakename BREAKING NEWS: Miss Fae has pissed on the moon, the human race has twenty four hours to evacuate before the, and I quote, "piss drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroopp-pelets" reach Earth.
@Nine quote from the source: Get the fuck out of my sight before I piss on you too.