everywhere online, people are lauding the "illustrious writing career" of this "joyce carol oats", as if that's not clearly the name of a horse who did not even do us the courtesy of publishing under a pseudonym
@pisscotheque smdh you really gonna go with that when it's clear that the real name is "Joyce Carol's Oats", as in a literal bowl of porridge oats that came to life and wrote a book
